Headcanon that Oberyn likes to sleep naked, even if he did not have company for the night. He just does not like to wear clothes, when he’s sleeping.
Headcanon that Oberyn is capable of sleeping almost everywhere, and at every time. If he’s tired, he can perfectly sleep on a chair, or on the floor - he does not even need a proper bed, if he really needs rest.
Never let Oberyn into a kitchen. He’d start playing with the knives, and not helping at all
plus eventually getting hurt, just saying.
*tenderly caressing the screen*
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
kit harington and richard madden’s friendship is my favourite thing they are so absolutely adorable together. i love that kit is always trying to spoil game of thrones for richard. fuck they’re cuties.
"I have to go through this shit so do you"
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
Being on your period is like being stabbed in the vagina and the stomach 56 times. This is how I know if there was a god he was fucking sexist as shit “hah lol let’s give women the duty of birthing the children but also let them deal with bleeding out their vaginas 5-7 days every month” do you have any idea how much this fucking shit hurts?
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you